- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
And the truth is out: Jenna Fischer is not actually married to Jim Halpert.
- me: touch me and DIE
- me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
- me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
- me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
- me: -cries for 3 hours-
- me: oh my god i'm hungry
- me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
- me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
- me: -sneezes-
- me: THE END IS HERE
She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?