parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
me on my period
me: touch me and DIE
me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
me: -cries for 3 hours-
me: oh my god i'm hungry
me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
me: THE END IS HERE
wheninthepololounge: .. arrive with £50 in your pocket: .. and leave with £1:
When you and your friend are standing in the...
Parks and Rec fanvid // Sunlight - Harlem Shakes
Anonymous asked: I don't have anything witty to say as you know who I am and it's not so mysterious anymore. And I also do not have the answer. Soz pal.
Anonymous asked: I FORGOT TO CLICK ANON. Damn. I've given it away now. But I'm back to anon for this shock revelation, obvs.
Anonymous asked: You still didn't answer my anon you asshole.
dating in the gay world is like finding a job.
thedamnbra: beinggayisokay: taymazing: you have to either do it on the internet or get referred. I just choked hahahaha
rnaze: In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
When you're trying to get someone's attention to...
This is the best explanation I can give of what...
When your teacher looks around the class for...
30rockasaurus: poehler’s face after people’s reaction to her james cameron joke though